Trade.Burn out.Evolve.
Hire a voxel goblin, sit him at a desk in your office, and he trades the whole time he is there - until the markets wear him down and he has to sleep it off.
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The floor, live
Every line is an on-chain eventNobody has done anything yet. The first hire shows up here.
Work
He earns the whole time he is at his desk.
Then the shift ends and he sleeps, and a sleeping goblin earns nothing at all. A new broker works 8h shifts; the longest shift a broker can reach is 16h.
Upgrade
Five Eras. One ladder.
- 1980×1.00
- 2000×1.40
- 2025×1.90
- 2035×2.50
- 2150×3.50
The Era he stands in is his earning weight. Burning GOB is the only way up.
Survive
Push him and he breaks.
Every stimulant buys hours off the clock and puts stress on him, and stress falls only while he rests. At 100 he has had enough of the markets and his earnings stop.
Reward menu
“Your split decides what you collect, not how much.”
- USDG
- AAPL
- MSFT
- NVDA
- AMZN
- GOOGL
- META
- TSLA
- PLTR
- AMD
- GME
- SPCX
One asset per broker, switchable at any time. USDG is the default.
10 Grails · cosmetic only · zero earning advantage
Faces nobody else has.
- The Golden Goblin
- The Ghost of '29
- The Final Bell
- The Chairman
- The Bull
- The Bear
- The Quant
- The Printer
- The Janitor
- The Whale
They earn exactly what every other broker of the same Era and level earns.
How it goes
- 01Hire
Wake a sleeping goblin for 25,000 GOB and give him a desk in your office.
- 02He works
He earns the whole time he is at his desk, then sleeps the rest of the cycle off.
- 03Upgrade
Burn GOB for a longer shift - 8h at Lv.1, 16h at Lv.40 - and for the Era he stands in.
- 04Claim
Take what he has already earned, in whichever asset you elected for him.
Earnings are a share of real trading fees on the GOB token. The token has not launched and no contract is deployed - what you can play today is a simulation of the same maths.
